{"product_id":"mediocre-white-man-trinket-tray","title":"Mediocre White Man- Trinket Tray","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAn inspirational quote. A coping strategy. A lifestyle suggestion.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis handmade trinket tray is a daily reminder to take up space, speak with conviction, and never assume you’re underqualified. Perfect for holding rings, keys, or the audacity to answer emails without apologizing first.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHandcrafted from stoneware clay and glazed by hand, this tray fits seamlessly on a desk, nightstand, or entryway—anywhere you need a quiet pep talk before facing the world. It’s functional, bold, and just unhinged enough to feel empowering without trying too hard.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA hilarious and affirming gift for coworkers, friends, graduates, or anyone who could benefit from a little borrowed confidence. Especially useful before meetings, negotiations, or asking for things you already deserve.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHandmade means: Every tray is slightly unique in color, texture, and lettering—because handmade magic \u0026gt; mass-produced.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMeasures \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e~3.5\" diameter\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll glazes and clay used are food safe. Dishwasher safe but hand wash preferred. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/3894\/4162\/files\/20.png?v=1771126593\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dusty Slab Ceramics","offers":[{"title":"Sea Foam","offer_id":46568679997602,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Matte White","offer_id":46568680030370,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Robins Egg","offer_id":46568680063138,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mirror Black","offer_id":46591969493154,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/3894\/4162\/files\/16.png?v=1771126594","url":"https:\/\/dustyslabceramics.com\/products\/mediocre-white-man-trinket-tray","provider":"Dusty Slab Ceramics","version":"1.0","type":"link"}